Eva Longoria – Perfect Housewife
Not so desperate housewife!?
Paris: Jessica’s boobs too big…Ouch
Paris Hilton has declared that small boobs are best.
The heiress has had a pop at busty rival Jessica Simpson, claiming the Dukes Of Hazzard star’s assets are “too big”.
She said: “I like how mine are, I don’t like big boobs.
“I think they’re too … big.”
And as if to prove a point, Paris arrived at The Sanderson Hotel in London in a see-through top that made a point or two.
Paris was also clearly in the mood for more bitching – Kim Kardashian, and her “gross” bum, being the next target.
She added: “It’s disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
Airbrushing thing is getting ridiculous!
It feels like every day we see pictures of stars looking less and less like their real selves, thanks to the art of airbrushing – and this shot of Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of Vogue is one of the silliest yet.
Since Gwyneth has a perfectly nice face already, we’re not sure why she’s been mutated to look like someone else entirely, giving her a creepy blank look. We know it’s probably all terribly “fashion” but surely Gwyneth would rather she actually looked like a human being.
And the same thing with Cameron Diaz…
100 Comments For: Alicia Keys Hates White People
Huh….Black and White….long story. Full story:
Most celebrities are surrounded and coddled by a pit crew of PR people, because most celebrities in real life are mentally unstable basket cases who are so painfully oblivious to reality that they need constant supervision. Otherwise, they agree to be interviewed by Blender Magazine and say stuff like this:
The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter tells Blender magazine: “‘Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. ‘Gangsta rap’ didn’t exist.” Keys, 27, said she’s read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck “to symbolize strength, power and killing ‘em dead,” according to an interview in the magazine’s May issue, on newsstands Tuesday. Another of her theories: The bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled “by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing.”
Hmm, I may have to go back and listen to my Ice-T CDs again, because I’m pretty sure he said something about a Mac-10 and killing cops. And I might be mistaken, but I don’t think NWA was originally a vocal harmony group before they caved in to government pressure. Man, it must be nice to be like Alicia Keys and read something then instantly believe it’s true. That would be cool. *Closes “Clifford’s Big Dig”* Clifford, he’s a big red dog! OMG, can you believe it?!
Anna Kournikova: I’m never going to marry Enrique Iglesias
Former tennis star says commitment isn’t for her
Anna Kournikova says she has no intention of tying the knot with boyfriend Enrique Iglesias.
‘I’m never getting married,’ she tells People when asked about her relationship with the singer. But adds: ‘Everything is good.’
In December Anna, 26, was seen wearing a ring on her left hand, sparking rumours that the couple were engaged. They have been dating since 2001.
Enrique, 32, has frequently said he is not ready for commitment.
‘I can’t imagine marriage, kids and all that,’ he says. ‘I think it’s great and that’ll come with time – but right now I’m not ready to start a family.’
The Miss World Australia Pageant Happened
As if I needed any more motivation to move to Australia, here’s some pics from last week’s Miss World Australia pageant. I don’t know who won. Probably not that chick second in line. Unless they raced to Outback after the pageant. She wins!
Blonde Pink in Red Bikini
Pink was pictured wearing red and white polka-dot bikini at a Malibu beach with a mysterious man yesterday.
Pink who filed for divorce from husband Carey Hart in February, has appeared to be getting on with her love life on these photos.
Pink’s leg tattoo is tragic but her body is shockingly looking good.
Miss USA 2008 Photo Gallery
Marilyn Monroe – 15 Minutes Sex Tape
The New York Post reports that Marilyn Monroe hums along quite nicely during the 15-minute tape, shot on 16 mm, with an unidentified man. The tape was just bought by a New York businessman for $1.5 million, according to the memorabilia collector who brokered its purchase.
The Feds apparently had the tape for years, but a copy has been floating around for years. Joe DiMaggio may have offered $25K for the flick, in which Marilyn is “instantly” recognizable from her, er, mole. So no wonder why Lindsay Lohan wanted to do the Marilyn shoot! Sex tape might be on the way for Lindsay.
Rock of Love 2’s Ambre Lake and Daisy De La Hoya CelebMafia Photo Finish
Ambre Lake won Bret Michaels‘ heart on last night’s finale of Rock of Love 2 on VH1. Check out photos and the recap of the finale here!
Now, the Post Chronicle has found naughty and topless photos of each of the top two final contestants. Skanks! Actually, Ambre’s aren’t that bad. Who do you think looks better topless? Ambre Lake, or Daisy De La Hoya?
Daisy De La Hoya:
Ambre Lake:
